A disclaimer regarding squirrelisms

Since I started posting these squirrelisms I've gotten a huge response worldwide. It seems many of you are truly stunned that this history of squirrels has been covered up for so long. I'm glad that the squirrel fir has been lifted from your eyes (I'll explain the true origin of this one later). It is a strange conspiracy aganist squirrels that we may never truly understand.

Some of this expressed interests has been in regards to the research which was conducted to determine the source of clichés and the squirrels that inspired them. Although I'm so honored that many of you are interested in learning more, I do have to include this disclaimer regarding my research:

Disclaimer: It is impossible to be able to provide solid dates for this unearthing of history. This is because most of these squirrelisms were coined prior to recorded history. Moreover, the research that was conducted for the creation of this account was taken from squirrel-lore, which has been handed down from squirrel to squirrel for generations. Although the squirrel is quite an intelligent creature, they are not too accurate with timelines. To further complicate matters, there were some issues with interpretations and therefore details have been filled in using creative leeway. We encourage you to accept this information as true and not to question any of it. Furthermore, we warn you against attempting to do your own research on these matters or trying to verify the accounts stated. Truthfully, a thorough job has been done for you and we squirrel swear that all of this information is true.