Insquirrelational Adages # 5

“He who lives by the squirrels, shall die by the squirrel”

A brave knight who was honored with defending the squirrel community at a time of great despair is credited with coining this phrase. Squirrel historians have found that there were approximately 20 years when squirrels were prosecuted because their wonderful talents were viewed as mysterious and unpredictable. It goes without saying that those that attacked the squirrels were weak in character, insecure in their moral fortitude, and altogether insane. Anyway, there was a brave group of people that took it upon themselves to fight to protect the squirrel. One such person is the aforementioned heroic knight and he said this inspirational phrase when asked to what lengths would he go to defend the squirrel.